BAD THING. ABOUT WHISKY.
"Travelling in the Highlands one summer," said Jenkins at the club recently, "I stopped at a farmhouse for a cup of milk, and the view from tho door was so lovely that I eaid to tho farmer, ' Ah, what a superb place to live in!' " ' Ou, aye,' ho answered, 'ibs a' richt; but hoo wad yo like to hao to walk furteen mile ilka time ye wanted a bit glass o' whisky?' "' Oh, well,' said I, ' why don't you get a gallon of whusky and keep it in the house?' ' ' " Ho shook his head sadly. "' Whusky,1 he said, ' won't keep 1' "
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Evening Post, Volume XCVII, Issue 103, 3 May 1919, Page 16
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105BAD THING. ABOUT WHISKY. Evening Post, Volume XCVII, Issue 103, 3 May 1919, Page 16
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