DOOLEY SAYINGS.

Evening Post, Volume LXXIV, Issue 78, 28 September 1907, Page 13

DOOLEY SAYINGS.

When a woman discovers she has a aoul, 'tis time she was sint to a rest cure. It river comes till late- in life, an' ye can't tell what she'll do about it. Snejnay join a woman's club, an' sho may go on the stage. "Tis sthrange how manny ladies with wan leg ;n; n th' i*rave- wud like to see- th' other in th' front row of th' chorus. Whin a man has somethin' to say an' don't know how to say it, he says it pz-etty well. Whin ho has somethin' to gay an' know* how to say it, he makes a gr-reat speech. But when ne has nothing to say, an' he has a lot iv worruds that •come with a bl.ick coat, he's an orator Women . . wanst they're seen and made secure, we, first embrace, thin pity, thine endure. If Nature had intinded us to fly, she ■wni'-vB fixe! ns with wings an' taught bb to wet bird-seed. Hivin sfat most iv us good digestions, but th' doctors won't let them wurruk. - Wbmever I'm called on -to fight it . Gawd an' me counthry, I'd like to be jure that* th' senior partner- had been consulted. "Dissertations by Mr. Dooley" jHarpcr's).