CONUNDRUMS.
When may a ship be said to be in love j When she is tender on a man of war. f
When is she actively in love ? When she seeks a mate.
When is she ambitiously in love ? When she is making up to a pier. When is she foolishly in love ? When she is attached to a great buoy. When is she absurdly in love ? When she is (h)'anchoring after a heavy 7 well.
When is she demonstratively in love ? When she hugs the shore.
When is she weakly in love ? When she rests on the bosom of a littl« cove.
When is she treated too familiarly ? When a smack follows her bow.
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Dunstan Times, Issue 2481, 17 May 1909, Page 3
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115CONUNDRUMS. Dunstan Times, Issue 2481, 17 May 1909, Page 3
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