A sly Philadelphia girl, having a lover she was afraid wouldn't stick, covered her lip 3 with glue and invited him to kiss her. Owing to the fact that she had previously posted her father when to pounce into the parlor, the plan worked admirably. " I don't like a philosophical woman. I don't like a woman who is always reaching out after the infinite." "Ah!" returned his champion, "if my wife wouldn't reach out after anything but the infinite I might be happy." And the unfortunate man rubbed the bald place on his head while his countenance fell beneath the weight of bitter memories.
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Daily Telegraph (Napier), Issue 3159, 13 August 1881, Page 3
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104Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Daily Telegraph (Napier), Issue 3159, 13 August 1881, Page 3
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