THE NEXT BEST THING
... Little Tommy came home from school with a lovely black eye. “Tommy, where did you get that black eye?” asked his mother, “Johnny Smith hit" me,” replied Tommy. z . ! “Now, Tommy,” said his mother, “I do hope you remembered what your teacher said about heaping on the head of your enemies?” . ‘‘Well, mother,” proudly piped little Tommy. “I didn’t have any coals, so I just stuck his head under the water tap.”
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Dominion, Volume 26, Issue 290, 2 September 1933, Page 23
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76THE NEXT BEST THING Dominion, Volume 26, Issue 290, 2 September 1933, Page 23
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