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Dominion, Volume 20, Issue 100, 22 January 1927, Page 5

amusements. ARTILLERY QUEEN CAMPAIGN TO-DAY and TO-NIGHT (ANNIVERSARY DAY) GRAND GALA ON LYALL BAY BEACH SIDESHOWS, OCEAN WAVES, MERRY-GO-ROUND, SHOOTING GALLERY CASTLE-BUILDIN G COMPETITIONS. BRING THE KIDDIES TO THE SEASIDE. - A GREAT D AY FOR ALL. ARTILLERY QUEEN CAMPAIGN FORST DORSET, SEATOUN, TO-DAY (ANNIVERSARY 15th. BATTERY '‘AT HOME” IN AID OF THE ARTILLERY QUEEN MISS EILEEN NORWOOD. BIG. GUN SHOOTING, EXHIBITIONS OF COAST ARTILLERY WORK, SIDESHOWS, SHOOTING GALLERY, AFTERNOON TEA STALLS. PRESENTATION OF PRIZES AND CUPS. Transport Arranged from Seatoun Tram Terminus to the Fort.

PIPSKQLLUM PIPSKOLLUM PIPSKOLLUM # by "PIP” (The Big Tree Scribe). I wish to-make an announcement concerning whiskers, spinach, clfalfa and other facial fungus recently condemned by. my literary contemporary Mr. Mussolini. I desire to point out that the hoary joke, "It’s just as good as B’S Tree,” has so many whiskers on it that no self-respecting motorist can now see its point. Pump-attendants please note. When-the Duke of York is touring New Zealand the words BIG TREE n *ll catch the royal eye every few miles; .so ho is bound to ask their significance. For the guidance of Aides-de-camp, Mayors, and Staff Officers, I publish this correct reply:— • The words Big Tree, Your Highness, typify the finest Spirit of. New Zealand. They stand for peaceful operation under all circumstances, freedom from interna) congestions, and strife, smooth-running efficiency, and un-wavering-loyalty to an extremely high standard. (Mayors and other dignatorics should memorise the above.) I write.this in hospital. When I feel truly "blue,” as sometimes happens, I repeat the following under my breath:— Big Tree Pumps aro ALWAYS blue, So what the deuce is biting YOU? Although they’re blue, they’re always bright— The SPIRIT in them’s always right. Tours faithfully, "PIP” (The Big Tree Scfibe). PERSONAL. ANTED; Kind Person to Adopt Lfttlo Girl nearly four years. D 228, c/o "Dominion.” BUSINESS NOTICES. 1927 MODELS 1927 MODELS THE NEW JJIS MASTER’S VOICE GRAMOPHONE. J! s. d. Portable Mode! 11 0 0 Table Models from 13 10 0 Cabinet Models from 55 0 I) EAST TERMS ARRANGED. CHAS. BEGG AND CO., LTD., Manners Street. READ THIS. /'IOLLINS* , Famous Fiji Rheumatic, Neuritis, and Nerve < Cure, mgde solely from Pure Herbs, the sole product of Fiji. A guaranteed Cure for Rheumatism. Neuritis, Lumbago, Sciatica, Gout, • Neuralgia, Arlffiritis, and all Nervous Complaints. The Proprietor is prepared to give a Written Guarantee that be will Cure any of the above Diseases, or refund the whole of the money. PRICE. 4s. 6d. per Bottle. Sufferers who cannot affonl to pay for the treatment will be supplied free of any charge on personal application. There is no doubt that the Exhibition largely advertised what Fiji could produce. and it was a revelation to the millions that attended to view the exhibits in the Fiji Court, but .what is now keep mg tho name of Fiji before the public is the many marvellous cures being effected, sortie long since.thought incur able, by the agency of the now justly famous Fiji Rheumatic Cure. Local Distributing Agent: Mrs. E. McKinlay, 11 Te Whiti Street. Kilbirnie. Wellington J. C. COLLINS. Rheumatic and Neuritis Specialist 238 Castle Street, Dunedin.