DIARY OF A STOMACH. SOME INTERESTING REVELATIONS. 8 a m.—Started the day well. Porridge, two pork sausages, and hot buttered toast for breakfast. Heavy load, but will do my best. 10 a.m. —Still working on those sausages 10.30 a.in.—Terrible shock! An ice cream, plate of strawberries, and three ham sandwiches dumped on top of those sausages. 11 a.m -Sent, out an 5.0.5.: ‘‘Can’t stand the strain much longer.” Noon Sent out another S O.S 1 pm. -Worse and worse' Received nlatc of thick soup, big portions of roast duck and stuffin' l , green neas new potatoes, and apple pie with crenm And I was dvine fo> a rest I 180 pm - That’s better' Just yo‘ a dose of Anti-Acido What a relief Now coiim f”l’ speed ahead 2 p m -Sent up a wireless thankir him for that Anti-.Acido He’s in ic'lv mood now, and replied: "Don’t worrv, old sport I There's plenty Anti-Acido in the shops. Let’s enjoy life ”—Advt. (5)
First-aid for courts, ,colds and tr.flucnr.:' Woods' Greal Pdpnermin. Cn-c.~Advt For toothache use Barraclough’s Magic Nervine; Is. 6d.—Advt.
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Dominion, Volume 19, Issue 208, 29 May 1926, Page 24
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180Page 24 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 19, Issue 208, 29 May 1926, Page 24
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