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FREEZING SHEEP AND LAMBS. • ■ mnc WELLINGTON MEAT EXPOKI *■ COMPANY, LTD, Is prepared to Purchase FAT SHEEP AND L'AMBS, By Weight or at Per Head. The Company also offers clients every facility for freezing: on their own account. Pr.ice?. can. be. obtained on 'ippljcatioii.. '■(at the tJoripatiy's Offices, or from aiiy or the Buyers in the country, v. W. G. FOSTER. Managing Director, > WHY DIP, DIP, DIP? WITH tho "One-Dip" Pen you can write 500. words:with only- one dip. Try o dosen. assorted at 2s>, post free, State what Points' rwyiixed. CODLLS, CULLING, „& CO., LTD., Brandoa Street, ' ; M.c ■ WELLINGTON.

JOKE WITH TOY ORGANS. /•',' v' " , 7 • AMUSING MOCK SAM IN FRENCH CHAMBER. 51. Mare Rerille, after pleading fo? t'l;e ose.nipt.ioit of toy organs froin Cus< toms duty during a recent debate on : the iHu.dget in tlio Chamber, convulsed the House (says the Paris correspondent of the "Daily Mail") by Producing from his pockets a large nii.ml)or of- musical boxes ivijipi't he proceeded-to- play and to offer for sale in the manner of a, •boulevard liawker. "Here, wo have - a musical bob that plays 'waltzes.! J'ai practicallv giving 'thes.e awa.v. . \Vhat .ani 1 asking? Two fraii.-s ? Ono : franc .fifty? Noi Only' one franc twenty (is,), a regular' present, it freo gift, dirt cheap as an advertisement. Only a, few .left!. Who: i Ava , iys'';tlH! last ones?" And addressing hiiiiself with ■ perfect gravity ' ing ahoi'it- him M.. KeviHo .went on in. ■ the most approved cheap-jack stylo, : ''Stand' back, you boy's, and let the. others como .in," / "'^iA; 'Die House locked with laughter, and the. merriment, was at its. height l when '. M. Lep.inc, tho former Prefect.of Police. ■ entered' tho Chamber. . Instantly an- . other joksr cried: .*. "Get a . move on 1. '■ Here's the police," 'whereupon M. lie-, villo. feigning alanny iiastily pocketed-' his wares and retired; .V „...

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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2109, 28 March 1914, Page 8

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Page 8 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2109, 28 March 1914, Page 8

Page 8 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2109, 28 March 1914, Page 8