"I admire patience an' self-control," said 'Uncle Ebeu, "hut when I sees a man dat kin keep on smilin' after ho done : bruise his thumb wif a hammer, I can't help beiu' s'picious of his capacity foh deceit." Mo'tlier: "Jimmy!. On your way home from school, stop at.the grocer's and get me a pennyworth of sweets and a liar of soap." Father: "What do you want with the pennyworth of sweets?" Mother: "That's so he'll remember the soap."-
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 947, 14 October 1910, Page 9
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78Page 9 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 947, 14 October 1910, Page 9
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