DON’TS /FOR HOLIDAY-MAKERS. Don’t take more than twice as much luggage as you can carry. Don’t forget, that most pretty girls put on a little sea-side. Don’t overlook the fact that as you're not the only pebble on the beach you should be a little bolder. Don’t get stranded on the rocks. Don’t forget there is one thing worse than bathing before breakfast —and that’s boasting about it afterwards. First Old Maid (reading from newspaper): “It says ‘Blazing Ship; Captain’s Rush to Port.’ ” Second Old Maid: “Just what I thought. There is far too much of this flying to intoxicating drinks in time of danger.”
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Cromwell Argus, Volume LXIII, Issue 3250, 13 February 1933, Page 7
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105Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 Cromwell Argus, Volume LXIII, Issue 3250, 13 February 1933, Page 7
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