Mrs. Johnson: "Do you ever speak of my cooking to other men, dear?" Mr. Johnson: "Oh, yes." Mrs. Johnson: "I'm glad of that. What do you say, dear?" Mr. Johnson: "Oh, I don't just remember what I say; but, of course, I have to tell the doctor what ails me." Magistrate: "This case might have been settled out of court." Patsy Flaherty: "Faith, an' it would have been if the police hadn't turned up so quick, your Honor."
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Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3162, 11 May 1931, Page 7
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