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A policeman saw a crowd of buys playing football in the street. On chas,ing them, he caught one and, after a severe caution, let him go. Some time later he was moved to another beat, where he caught a boy from a crowd footballing. "Aren't you the boy I caught some time ago?" he asked. "Yes, sir," whimpered the boy; "but I can't help it. This Is our away match." "What time do you get up in summer?" . "As soon as the first ray of sun comes in my window." "Isn't that rather early?" "No. My room faceß west."

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Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3161, 4 May 1931, Page 7

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Untitled Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3161, 4 May 1931, Page 7

Untitled Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3161, 4 May 1931, Page 7