HIS POINT OF VIEW.
An actress was travelling from Liverpool to London to begin a new engagement. Her luggage was somewhat bulky, and the surly porter to whom she entrusted it at the Liverpool station told her she would have to pay excess on it. "Unless," he added, as an afterthought, "you're a theatrical." "Well, I am a theatrical," explained the actress.
"Then why didn't you e*y so at first?" demanded the porter, indignantly. "I can't go round askin' passengers if they're theatrical. I don't want to insult 'em."
Patient: "Whilst I was playing a game last night, doctor, spots kept moving before my eyes!" Doctor: "Om! Very serious! What were you playing?" Patient: "Dominoes!" If we could only see ourselves as others see us we would never speak to them again. /
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Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3159, 20 April 1931, Page 7
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132HIS POINT OF VIEW. Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3159, 20 April 1931, Page 7
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