"But, surely," said Johnson, "seeing is believing?" necessarily," replied Thompson. "For instance, I see you every day."
A young woman was being crossexamined in court.
"How old are you?" asked counsel for the defence. She hesitated. "Don't hesitate," he said. "Every second makes it worse."
Stage Manager: "What do you think of Miss Warble, who sings In the third act?"
Critic: "A little peach—but no Melba."
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Cromwell Argus, Volume LX, Issue 3111, 12 May 1930, Page 7
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