The small girl showed signs of great boredom.
"Well," said her mother, "what would you like to do?" "I should like," said the child, "to do some wet washing in some hot water."
Foreman: "Now, Jones, what about carrying some more bricks?" Jones: "I ain't feeling well; I'm trembling all over." "Well, then, hold the sieve."
"I went over to America on one of the biggest liners in the world." "How did you like it?" "Wonderful! If I hadn't been bad all the way over I shouldn't have known I was on tha ocean at all."
Comfort is the vestibule of luxury. with no visible partition between.
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Cromwell Argus, Volume LX, Issue 3111, 12 May 1930, Page 7
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