The urchin slouched into the tish shop " 'Ere, mister," he remarked, "I wants a 'addock !" The shopman eyed him. "Finnan ?" he asked briefly. The lad eyed him in turn. He wasn't going to be outdone by a fishmonger, not he. "No, rick jun !" he replied curtly.
Little Willie (aged seven)' "Father, have you had another wife ?" Father : "Good gracious ! Whatever makes you ask that ?" Little Willie ' "Well, on the first paKe of this bible it says you married Anno Domini, 1880."
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Cromwell Argus, Volume L, Issue 2649, 24 November 1919, Page 7
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81Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Cromwell Argus, Volume L, Issue 2649, 24 November 1919, Page 7
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