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Clutha Leader, Volume XXXII, Issue 1990, 23 February 1906, Page 2

A certain young fellow of ArtUapu When sober is really a decent chap, But he goes to Kohiri And soon pets so bin That for what happens he don't seem to care a rapu. Said a man in a spirit of pique To his wife, "In that hat you're a frique." "Sir, you'll see how it feels To got your own mcalfi !" Cried his wife : "Ta (a for a wiqtie!" A man can make a gafden In a month or so they say, But an old hen can unmake it In about half-a-day.