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Clutha Leader, Volume XX, Issue 1030, 20 April 1894, Page 7

ITEMS. ♦ Working man (to Snipps, weakly fcwisting growth on. upper lip) : 'Be very careful as you don't sprain your wrist young feller \\ At a school examination the inspector asked a boy why the earth turned round the sun on its' own axis. The boy answered, with great promptitude, ' Because it doesn't want to get roasted too much on one side.' I igpsjd " @& 1 ' I have been a great Asthma., sufferer from Asthma and severe Colds every Winter, and last Fall my friends as well as myself thought because of my feeble condition, and great distress from constant coughing, and inability to raise any of the accumulated matter from my lungs, that my titae was close at hand. When nearly worn out for want of sleep and rest, a friend recommended me to try tlryv/valuable medicine, Boschee's German Gentle, Syrup. I am conD Q f». OQ t,i«™ fident it saved my Refreshing Sleep. dose gave me great relief and a gentle refreshing sleep, such as I had not had for weeks. My cough began immediately to loosen and pass away, and I found myself rapidly gaining in health and weight. I am pleased to inform thee — unsolicited — that I am in excellent health and do certainly attribute it to thy Boschee's German Syrup. C. B. Sticknby, Picton, Ontario." © A lawyer built himself an office in the form of a hexagon or six square. The novelty of the structure attracted the attention of some Irishmen who were passing by ; thoy made a full stop and viewed the building very critically. The lawyer, somewhat disgusted at their curiosity, lifted the window up, put his head out, and addressed them : ' What do you stand there for like a pack of blockheads, gazing at my office ; do you take it for a church V ' Faix,' answered one of them, ' I was thinking so till I saw Satan poke his head out of the windy.' ■ W&o^ya£&'%ffi> Prevents the hair from a«s-S^; w .«r/ir5S. - .^s» becoming thin, laded, Mf^B^^^^l pO&M wir y 'and :-.:-::-.::k,. : ... - period of life. It cures Itching humors, and keeps the scalp cool, moist, and healthy. The base of Ayer's Hair Vigor is a refined and delicate fluid which does not soil or become rancid by exposure to the air, and which is as /perfect a substitute for the oil supplied by nature, in youth and health, as modern chemistry can supply. Ayer f s Hair Vigor j PKBPARED BY .~, Dr. J. G. AVER & GM^we!!, Mass., U. S. A. BHP* Beware of cheap imitations. The name— Ayer— is prominent on the wrapper and is blown in the glass on the bottom of each of our bottles. j A member of the Zoological Society says : — ' I once had a cat which always sat up to the dinner table with me, and I had his napkin round his neck, and his plate and some fish. He used tc paw, of course, but he was very particular and behaved with extraordinary decorum. When he had finished his fish I sometimes gave him a piece of j mine. One day he was not to be found when the dinner bell rang, so we began without him. Just as the plates were I I put round puss came rushing upstairs and sprang into his chair with two mice 1 in his mouth. Before he could be stopped he dropped a mouse on to his 1 own plate and then one on to mine. He had divided his dinner with me, as I [ had often divided mine with him.' I —