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Clutha Leader, Volume XX, Issue 1029, 13 April 1894, Page 7

ITEMS. « • In a recent sermon, Dr Talmage says : ' Now I have no liking for those people who are hlvvays enlarging in the Christian meetings about their early dissipation. ' Do' not go into the particulars, my ; brother. Simply say you were sick, but make no display of your ulcers. The chief stock-in-trade of some ministers and Christian workers seems to be their eaily crimes and dissipations. The number of pockets you picked and the number of chickens you stole make very poor prayer-meet-ing rhetoric. Besides that, it discourages other christian people who never got drunk or stole anything. ' ' I have been a great Asthma. sufferer from Asthma and severe Colds every Winter, and last Fall my friends as well as myself thought because of my feeble condition, and great distress from constant coughing, and inability to raise any of the accumulated matter from my lungs, that my time was close at hand. When nearly worn out for want of sleep and rest, a friend recommended me to try thy.valuable medicine, Boschee's German Gentle, Syrup. I am conRefreshing ?^*S fi^ Sleep. dose gave me great relief and a gentle refreshing sleep, such as I had not had for weeks. My cough began immediately to loosen and pass away, and I found myself rapidly gaining in health and weight. I am pleased to inform thee — unsolicited — that I am iv excellent health and do certainly attribute it to thy Boschee's German Syrup. C, B. Stickney, Hcton, Ontario." © The late Lord Dudley, one of the most absent-minded of men, was once paying a morning visit to the beautiful Lady M. He sat an unconscionably long time, and the lady after giving him some friendly hints, took up her work ancl tried to make conversation. Lord Dudley broke a long h'fc of silence by muttering, * A very pretty woman, tnis Lady M. ! But she stays a deuced long time — I wish she'd go.' He thought Lady M. was paying him a visit in his own house. 11l 6LOOD JUL 'AND TONIC For Old V |^fe| And Young. liSP^ Bl Q-^gken I IW El Tired Feeling, ||[OT^ gLaketlie Weak ,„„„„„„„„,„ II STBOMG U!^^ USE Ayer's Sarsaparilla Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer &Co., Lowell, Mass., U. S. A. Cures others, will cure you Q gir° Beware of cheap imitations. ,The name — Ayer's Sarsaparilla— is prominent on the wrapper, and is blown ! in the glass of each of our bottles. At twenty years of age a temperate person is supposed to hare a chance of living for forty four years. Should the same person, still living a temperate life reach the age of sixty-six ; the chances are that he will live fourteen years longer. At twenty years of age an incemperate person is calculated to have a chance of living only to the age of thirty-five j while if he survives sixty his chance of life is limited to eight years more. The death-rate among the intemperate on beer is about 46 per 1,000 ; whilst that of intemperate on spirits reaches the high average of 60 per 1,000, V^t P*°*A /■Sri" - 3J^»'' wv\ "*5 <& assis! ri fei* A3® S s^-\