Page 3 Advertisements Column 2

Clutha Leader, Volume XX, Issue 1028, 6 April 1894, Page 3

ITEMS. His name was Hogg. He had been very ill, but got better, and hereafter insisted upon being called Bacon, because he said he was cured. ' I remember that once I walked twenty miles to whip a fellow.' 'Jerusalem ! And back, too, I suppose?' ** No they carried me.' FOR COLDS, COUGHS, HOARSENESS, AND ALL Throat and Lung DISEASES. As an emergency medicine, a safeguard for children, an ever-ready remedy to Lc relied upon in cases of colds, coughs, croup, whooping-cough, influenza, and all diseases of the throat and lungs, Ayer's Cherry Pectoral has no equal in pharmacy. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Prepared by Dr. J. c. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass., 11. S. A. UUP" Beware of cheap imitations. The name— Ayer's Cherry Pectoralis prominent on the wrapper, and is s blown in the plass of each of onr bottles. Old Gentleman— ' My, I don't like to to see little boys cry. Boys who get hurt should act like men.' Boy — s Boo' boo ! Then I'd get li-licked for swearin'.' Bragg — ' lam a self-made man, sir, I began life as a barefoot boy.' Jenks — ** Indeed ! Well, I wasn't born with shoes on either.' This is the query perWhat is petually on your little boy's lips. And he is It For? no worse than the bigger, older, balder-head-ed boys. Life is an interrogation point. "What is it for?" we continually cry from the cradle to the grave. So with this little introductory sermon we turn and ask: ' 'What is August Flower for ?' ' As easily answered as asked : It is for Dyspepsia. It is a special remedy for the Stomach and Liver. Nothing more than this ; but this brimful. We believe August Flower cures Dyspepsia. We know it will. We have reasons for knowing it. Twenty years ago it started in a small country town. To-day it has an honored place in every city and country store, possesses one of the largest manufacturing plants in the country and sells every where. Why is this? The reason is as simple as a child's thought. It is honest, does one thing, and does it right along — it cures Dyspepsia. ® G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr,Woodbttry,N.J. 'J ust -throw me half a dozen of the biggest of those trout ,' said a citizen to the fish dealer.' ' Throw them V queried the dealer. ' Yes ; and then I'll go home and tell my wife I caught 'em. I may be a poor fisherman, but I'm no liar.' Woman's Weapon — Youthful Romeo — Would I were 'a glove upon that hand ! Slangy Juliet — You couldn't be more of a kid than you are I Counterfeits ftcAUTIOUsJI THERE is only One Genuine Wolfe's Schnapps