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Clutha Leader, Volume XX, Issue 1025, 16 March 1894, Page 3

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To be considered white is the one ambition of the European-clad Sandwich Islander. A very dusky maiden, clad sumptuously in a parasol, was one day bragging of English enterprise in one embracive 'we,' 'But you have no white blood in you,' said a bystander. ' O, yes, I have,' she replied in triumph ; 'my great grandfather helped to eat Captain Cook.'

_It has been customary on Christmas Day for the priests in the churches of St Petersburg, during the celebration of High Mass, to say a prayer anathematising the French for their invasion of Russia in 1812. This traditional prayer was, for the first time since that year, omitted this Christmas Day by the director of the Metropolitan of St. Petersburg as a mark of the appreciation in which the French demonstrations were regarded in Russia.

Holloway's Pills.— The ills of life are increased tenfold by the mode of life so many have to lead ; more especially is this the case amongst the toilers in our factories and huge workshops of the manufacturing district!, whoso digestion becomes impaired and nervous systems debilitated by the protracted confinement and enforced deprivation of healthy out-of-door exercise. The factory workers may almost be said to have diseases of their own, readily amenable, however, to treatment if not allowed to proceed unchecked. Holloway's Pillsfare the most effectual remedy ever discovered for the cure of liver and stomach complaints, as they act surely but gently, regulating the secretions without weakening the nerves or interfering with the daily work. — [Advt.]

A shocking story is told by the Daily News' correspondent to the following effect-: — Dr Gutmann, a clever young physician, who was just about to become engaged, committed suicide because he was a morphine taker, and despaired of ever being able to leave off the habit. He opened the principal arteries in the head, neck, hands, and feet, making altogether 14 incisions.

Li "a: y >^&^ fit *- \V*^ td g&3> ¥^^ How is your wife getting on 1 She's improving slowly. She is not well enough to attend to her household duties yet, but yesterday she was out shopping. Is there anything you want ? asked a ship steward of a seasick man. Yes, groaned he. What is it ? The earth.