Jokes
By
Steven Jakeway
Aged 6 “Doctor, Doctor, I have got 60 seconds to live.” “Wait a minute!” Why can’t you play cards in a jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs. By Aaron McKenzie Aged 7 Knock, knock Who’s there? Mary and Abbey : Mary and Abbey who? ’ s ; Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Unscramble these names.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here! By C. Baines What criminals can you find in a shoe store? A pair of sneakers. By David Pearson Aged 7 Knock, knock Who’s there? Nobell Nobell who? No bell so I knocked!
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Press, 1 August 1989, Page 24
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