Jokes
Waiter, waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup. Yes, sir, they’re not very good swimmers. Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. I expect he’s been in a fight, sir.
Well, bring me the winner. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix the television. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken, cos I had to knock?!
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Press, 4 April 1989, Page 10
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