Jolly jokes
Q. What runs but has no legs? A. A tap. Q. What do you get if you drop a piano on an army camp? A. A flat major. Q. What’s white and goes up? A. A stupid snowflake. Q. What- did the digital watch say to its mother? A. "Look mum, no hands!”
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Press, 24 February 1987, Page 14
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