SANTA CLAUS HOLDINGS
by WHIM WHAM The Berl research group in its December forecasts, says there is growing concern among analysts and financiers at ‘conditions of intense speculation’ in the market ... ‘given that as many as 40 per cent of New Zealand’s households now hold share investments and that the success of KZ7 has considerably enhanced the reputation of the new investment banking entrepreneurs.’
High up in a Turret at the Top Of his Christmas Card Castle, A fat Man with a red Nose and a white Beard Was wrapping up a Parcel Of BNZ Shares, all over the Floor Lay Parcels of Breweries, all Gift-wrapped, to hang on the Money Tree Or decorate the Hall.
What would you like for Christmas? Or what’s your favourite Scrip? A bit of B*b J*n*s? A Million, say? Another Directorship? Chasing the Money around, no wonder So many of Us get dizzy — Ask the fat Man to fix you an Offshore Loan, If he’s not too busy!
Is this Christmas a Piece of Cake, With Carols and Bells? Ask the fat Man! Perhaps he knows More than he ever tells. Open your : Parcel — what’s inside, Beyond your Wish, and above? A Bank Debenture — with Interest?— Or a Pair of Socks — with Love? V
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