Random reminder

Press, 1 March 1984, Page 26

Random reminder

GET IT WHILE IT LASTS

ART classes in oil painting technique. This year’s group are raw beginners and so far, unbelievably bad. If you have a reasonable drawing facility, confidence, and are keen to learn, you will soon master the essential skills. . . — “The Press.” The advertiser is reassuring us that we need not be shy. With the correct mental attitude, we shall soon be doing well. Willingness to “have a go” is the main thing. But what if other advertisers copy this approach? BRAIN surgery at home. Confident team requires only owner of 2-speed Black and Decker to start. Box 909. APRES-SKI. The stately waltz, the faster Latin rhythms are “in” in the trendiest ski lodges. Polish up your rumba, etc., at Twinkletoes Ballroom Dancing Academy. This year’s group already includes a Potts, a Colles, two tibias and a compound femur. Make good use of those long weeks in plaster. Join us now. FIND peace, serenity, and detachment from earthy Karma. Transcendental Sailplane Club, Wigram. Introductory lesson includes mastery of essential skills, tow

through hedge, brief “spin,” recovery from byproducts factory. TRINITY Grade VIII Pianoforte in two weeks by post. Reasonable facility (120 mm across outstretched fingers) essential, ability to hum desirable, piano not necessary, our sturdy keyboard unrolls and glues to kitchen table. Crotchet Conservatoire. Box 900. (Radio jingle) “When it comes to the crunch pop in for lunch and learn to drive with THUMPERS — All our cars have roll-over bars and great big iron bumpers.” ON-THE-JOB training in compost, La Leche, muesli, meditation, offered redundant pesticide chemist, food technologist, or infantryman. Apply Hopeful Commune, Akaroa ON-THE-JOB training in industrial relations. Apply JVII. PROUF-reading, Typpong, Spelling. Of you ha e confidenve and are ;een to kleam you will soon master the esential skulls of newspaper work. Ring P. D. Q. Smith at the Smyth School of Houmalism ‘>6-969, or Mrs Smythe a.h. 969-696 will ,<e a massage.