Comedians’ corner
1. What is the hardest thing a parachutist has to face? 2. How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? 3. Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York? 4. Why didn’t the skeleton
want to go to the party? 5. Why did the bread and butter sit in the middle of the road? 6. Where was the queen crowned? 7. What is the difference between a car and a school?
1. The ground. 2. Because you wake up with your nose on the ceiling. 3. Because it can’t sit down. 4. Because his heart wasn’t in it. 5. Because they were waiting for a traffic jam. 6. On the head. 7. One breaks down and the other breaks up.
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Press, 13 September 1983, Page 18
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