Random reminder

Press, 16 July 1982, Page 20

Random reminder

LYSDEXIA RUELS - K. 0.?

The last time this column did a survey of graffiti we predicted that some slogans of the 60s were to be dusted off and rerun. Sadly, we were right. “The Tour” — just those two words — lingers yet on many and many a “Stop” sign. However, the Commonwealth Games have been saved, let’s hope, and with wit as well as wisdom there is a new crop of. graffiti around town. In most cases (bearing in mind the handsome rewards from the Prosecute-a-Vandal committee) the medium is privately owned and scribbled on by permission. Do your own front fence in fluorescent chartreuse, why not? Better still, rent it out and make a fortune. Be alert, your country needs lerts. The Meek Don't Want It. Absolute zero is really cool. DEATH IS HEREDITARY. So is insanity — you get it from your children. - ; . God is not dead, she is alive and well and black.. .

Get The Dole While Stocks Last. Youre never alone with a clone. AMNESIA RD Reality is for people who can't cope with drugs. . ' . Gay Is Cheaper. It ain’t necessarily not necessarily so! Attenuate Dospan, too much Dospan makes you fat. War is big business, invest your children. If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn’t. Enjoy old age, it’s better than the alternative. I Think I Think Therefore I Am, I Think. Middle-of-the-roaders get run over. If your front fence catches on, of course, a company representative may visit. Bank the cheque, take your spray can and proudly announce .to the world THIS WALL WILL SHORTLY BE AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK.