Random reminder

Press, 7 January 1982, Page 18

Random reminder

END-OF-TERM CLEARANCE

If the Government farms off fragments of Toytown Television to private entrepreneurs, where will it all end?

Banknotes (Wanganui) Unlimited, Limited: Have the trendiest wallpaper in town! Pretty pictures of fantails, wood pigeons, etc., also the Queen (two styles) and James Cook. As a shareholder you get seconds and rejects at a discount per trailer load!

Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Tax Consultants: Completely independent — know what we mean? — of the official Inland Revenue. Just by coincidence, we have this arrangement, enough said? An extra 10 per cent off for, how shall we put it?, “friends.” Buy in now, at any level of the pyramid. Land — The Best Investment: Buy a mountain. Or a lake. Tens of thousands of hectares, easily cleared of snow, green stuff, local troublemakers. Sole agency will negotiate in any hard currency.

Yours To Keep Forever As A Free Gift! Yes, a personal copy of “Bee Breeding, Chicken Plucking, and Rhubarb For Fun And Profit” is reserved in your name if you say “Yes” before November. Simply consider, for 10 days in the privacy of your own home, becoming the proud owner of THE

GOVERNMENT BOOKSHOP nearest you! Tenders are invited for the following (unless sold by private treaty) EITHER as a complete unit, partly staffed but returning $9O million net, OR as separate lots: Lot 1, “Premium Bonds,” well fenced, good run-off, inflation-proof Lot 2, “Postal,” slow mover but the sky’s the limit in this area Lot 3, “Personal Loans,” all flat, great interest here. Plus miscellany of reiicensings, British Postal Notes, savings fiddles, onecent stamp machines, surly incompetencies, etcetera, etcetera — ANY OFFER. Of Interest To Sports Ground Administrators, War-Games Enthusiasts, Physical Fitness Freaks, Collectors Of Historical Junk, And Lovers Of The Poetry Of Disciplined Motion Of The Human Body: Buy your own Territorial Regiment. Of Interest To Collectors Of Historical Junk: Does ANYONE want to buy the N.Z. Railways? SPECIAL OFFER: By arrangement with the Christchurch City Council (They get to keep their airport money, most of it). . . the BOTANIC GARDENS. Ample room for fairground, hamburger concessions, Space Invaders. Or would make ideal caravan park.