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Press, Volume LXXV, Issue 22769, 22 July 1939, Page 20

# 44 Foam at a Glass" All hands at the Loving Care Bottlery have settled the question of who won th* political derby. Electoral bets have been paid with or without loving care, on* iurf accountant claims that the dark horse turned out to be a fair cow. So now our thoughts turn to the more important race. Tnxie the Typist has msid* information from the boy friend’s boy friend who knows a chap who toowsa chap-to let’s skip it anyway. Tim and Ru are secretly training a winged pcgasus called Uramit—by Tiger’s Milk out of Royal Thirst. The name Uranut comes from Timaru spelt backwards—which is the way the home urns. Ummt once broke a course record—but the time was then 5.55 p.m. Major Burr-Lanue (pronounced Bumblc-Bcigh) used his celebrated stop-watch but the time is not authentic as the watch had not been used since that faux-pas at the Poona Cup in 'B6. In the words of Major the. time has come the Waira said to_ thing of iumoinc juice and punters panacea, a loving cup laved m lashings of racecourse reviver, a glorious goblet of Tiger’s Milk out of Royal Thirst. Yes, sir a stemwinder and how. n • 'y. i T Timaru THE STUFF TC HOT UP THE TPCCPS t/ioino eon bv NEW ZEALAND BREWERIES LTD., Tlmiru Brineh.

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