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Press, Volume LXXIV, Issue 22593, 24 December 1938, Page 19

GRAND HOTEL, Bottle Store Opposite Beath’s, Cashel Street Order Your Xmas Cheer Now! Fine Old French Brandy 10/Old Scotch Whisky - - 107Flasfcs -- - - 2/6 and 5/Fruity Port Wine -- - 3/* LARGE BOTTLES Ring ’Phone 30-37* —Orders Promptly Attended To Gift List! Tint and Ru, Prime Inkstigators of the “Society for the Suppression of Useless Christmas Gifts,” recommend the following suggestions, as a solution of the problem of‘what to give’: o FATHER: Give Dad a basin of Bowling Club beverage and then bring on your Spanish Armadas —Make it at least 2 dozen 1 to take the sting out of , the bills. To say nothing \ y l of how easy it will be for young Harold to borrow the car for Heeltaps-Smith's party. MOTHER: It’s mighty hot in the kitchen, preparing rations for a hungry family. But as father bites like a Mako shark if we touch his private supply, we’d better include an extra J-doz. for the Mater. 9 M V} \ 'Nr AUNTS and UNCLES: Quantities of Genial Timaru in accordance with the testamentary dispositions of their Vills. BROTHER HAROLD: Harold has been an infernal nuisance, seizing all the empties, so that, Hecltaps-Smith could make home-brew —but since that last party — well—ask Harold. Yes, sir! Harold drinks real beer these days. Better make it a dos. SISTER TRIXIE: (The — : Typiste.) The family f Garbo should have a i dozen, if,it’s only to IJ prevent her boy-friend from crooning or playing (?) his piano-ac-cordian. And when Uncle George comes in from the farm, a spot of hospitality is worth at least three pairs of gorgeous silk stockings. ANYONE and EVERY ONE t Timaru .. .More Timaru .. • And still more Timaru t IMARU ran friendliest drink in the world t Brewed and Bottled with loving care by NEW ZEALAND BREWERIES LTD-. Tmara Help For Your Holidays Free Railway Booklet Time-tables of Christmas and New Year Holiday Trains, North and South Islands. Summary of principal events in North and South Islands. Copies available from all Officered Stations and Government Tourist Bureaux. Have Care-Free Travel by Rail UNITED SERVICE HOTEL Bottle Store, Hereford St. Will compile any Xmas Hamper to your own selection. As usual, moderate prices. Free delivery by private car. ’Phone 32-060.