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Press, Volume LXXIII, Issue 22245, 9 November 1937, Page 15

EVERY MILE OF THE WAY ... COMFORT RIDES WITH YOU i i J D-27 Most any motor car feels comfortable to ride in for the first few miles on a journey, but it’s the last few miles that tell the story! The New Dodge with its chair-height i seats, tapered Amola steel springs, airW1 •IsJl plane-type hydraulic shock absorbers, sway eliminator, sound-deadened body and frame insulation bring you comfort and quiet i that are hard to believe until you experience them. Invest!* i gate Dodge today; The New Dodge Ride Levelator resists twists and keeps the car always on an even keel. Cars without Ride Levelator in front sway when rounding curves. FOUR DOOR SEDANS FOR QD Si OS A £420 The Dodge Ride Levelator makes rounding corners easy, comfortable. Assembled at our own Plant in Christchurch by Local Workmen. We wyfr-nd a welcome invitation to anyone who is interested to view this Modern Assembly Plant. AMUR! MOTORS LTD. DIRECT FACTORY DISTRIBUTORS Christchurch Wellington Timaru. DEALERS: MOCKETT & HADLEE, Culverden; BROWN & FOOLE, Grevmouth: J. LATHAM, Reef ton; NEWMAN BROS. LTD., Kaikonra; G. S. RAE, Ross.

Cup Week Dictionary Tim and Ru have had a bizzy time the last few weeks bracing extra gallons fo galloping gargle in preparation for Cup Week. The Big Cbeef has entered his hack “Uramit” for the Cup. The name “Uramit" comes from Timani, spelt sdrawkcab, because the Big Chctf reckons be rusn faster that way I And to help our readers we publish the following glossary, brilliantly} written by Mit and Ur, adversely commented upon by Sandy the Storeman and typed? by Trixie the Typistc: “A” = for ’orses. “Barrier” = closing the door at six. “Cup” = synonym for flagon, glass, handle, tankard, stein, noggin, bucket, basin. “Last Race” =: 5.55 pip emma. “Preliminary Canter” = ask yourself, but make ours long ones. ■ “Wail for Age” = when the bar is busy. “Hurdle” = last race and not even the price of a Timarn. “Water Jump” = all it’s good for. Excuse it—the typingj—Yessir! pica se ? Nno! tub neither the Ofice Garbo nor the compositor can consentrate these days they're dreaming of “Uramit's” dividend. Personally, we arc about to adjourn for a different kind of dividend. Only one guess is needed. "Win by a nose = the nnlorgetama aroma of galloping gargle. “Winning Double” that’s ua. “Two-year-old” = bow one feds aftrra 'quick one’ (see Preliminary Canter). “Nomination” = a certain brand of tiger's milk for which there is aa overwhelming preference. “Acceptance” - see ’Nomination*. “Birdcage” = whan the joint authors of these fool advertisements should be. Cmodff THR PRIBSBLIEST BRISK IS THE WORLD TAtjbril Brtwed and Bottled with loving care by N.Z. BREWERIES LTD., Tlmsni Branch-

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