THE VERY HAPPIEST HOME
WHAT AM I?
Deep down in the cold dark earth I am making my burrow. I have a very fine coat. It is black, _witn a few white spots on it. 1 have a bobbed tail. It is very short and stumpy. One day when I was in Mr Smith’s field eating lettuces I heard a gun go off. I ran, I didn t wait to take another nibble. REWA JOHNSTON, Hamilton avenue.
Name it and break it. What ia it? When is a- cup of tea angry? Why n did S the'man call his rooster Robinson? Because it Crus-so. —SYBIL PAGE
What is the oldest table in the world? The multiplication table. When' is an orange not an orange? When it is a little tart. What fruit sounds likely to do the most mischief? The medlar.
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Press, Volume LXXIII, Issue 22004, 30 January 1937, Page 4 (Supplement)
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