rsipf Nautical Nonsense ... Tim and Ru> the aquatic adventurers, have each invested-/ in an all wave, floating power out-board oscillator. Oa ~.: the time payment system rest any time they are unlucky enough to be caught.by,.{ 7* the collector. Their craft have more patent gadgets than ; - ■-' the new motor-cycle owned by the young demon next Vjf" door. But Councillor Gloomy Noiz has already had ':i' heap plenty pow-wow with the lads (he would?) and ','■% warned them not to cut off their cut out. '•:■■*; Tim : Apparently noise annoys Noiz, which explains why v£ the porcupine pines for his pork and why empty '-. ( t vessels make most sound. Hu: Well, Ihnoiv a parrot thai can talk as eloquently;?.',,, as a candidate for political honours—but he doesn't ~> knotv what he's saying-or both-if any-or what ■'< have you. Tim: Apropos of empty vessels— Now, were these lads talking about Councillor Noiz? ParrotstPolitical candidates ? Or empty vessels? Or were they mtrely goi/tj .-,; through the subtleties of ivorking up a thirst? Nor tsitn enquire the name of the tigers' milk they called for! ? . ? IMARU THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD $ Brtwedand Bottled with loving care by N.Z. BREWERIES LTD., Timiru Brane*.: Rundown How MINERALS and FOOD lODINE BulW: Worn-Out, Pale, Nervous People into $ Red-Blooded Men and Women. •vikeip' Tablets-amatfng mineral concentrate from tha sea—nun source _ct Faulty metabolism, con»t>piijvn,.» cost Thousands of even "naturally thin," w out, ' ' ' ' '""" """ "' who! over-work and worry—who are net always half-sick and ailing, hardly i underlvinß cause of their trouble is AND FOOD lODINE STARVED SYSTEM. Medical Science knows now that when the body lacks FOOD lODINE or any of the 12 minerals essential to health and proper body development, even the most wholesome foods fail to add weight and produce strength and energy or build up resistance against illness. (This iodine must not be confused with ordinary chemical iodine, nor iodine fumes which often prove toxic.) That s why thin, ailing people often have huge appetites, but the food they eat only clogs up their system giving stomach disorders, poisoning the blood and body. The system MUST have ORGANIC MINERALS and FOOD lODINE and only when it gets an adequate supply can you regulate metabolisi —the body's process of digesting and then converting food into firm muscle or flattering curves, renewed health, strength and energy. "VIKELP" Tablets are made from the remarkable Pacific Ocean plant, recognised to be the world's richest source of the 12 MINERALS and FOOD lODINE dtmanded by the body—yet so sadly lacking in the cooked food we eat. Moreover,' they supply these precious substances _ in natural assimilable form. This reminerahsation and don't put on at least 5 H» one month not uncommon) the [HOW"vmUP- TAKIETb HRfCUW INCREASE WtIGHT ANU IMWHI'" "' Sulphur . |Con«tipauon,w disorders, I Manganese lAngmia, gout.jteggjJiS*' YIOLPIg
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Press, Volume LXXIII, Issue 21992, 16 January 1937, Page 16
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