Zootown Gazette
ICE CREAM AT ANIMAE BALIJ Detective Timothy Tomcat Investigates
Inhabitants of Zootown have been alarmed at reports appearing in the "Gazette" regarding the quantity of ice-cream consumed at the annual animal ball held recently. Mr Charlie Grasshopper, a citizen well-known to readers, is said to have eaten 520 Ice-creams during the evening's festivities. The eminent physician, Dr. Bertram Blackbird who visited his patient: this morning verifies this statement. James Turtle, carrier, is also suspected of delivering two barrels of ice-cream daily to Josiah Sparrow of Chirp street. . -■....-' At the present moment investigations are being made by Detective Timothy Tomcat. Letters from readers interested are invited. —EDITOR.
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Press, Volume LXXII, Issue 21714, 22 February 1936, Page 5 (Supplement)
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