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What is this * In response to numerous enquiries, w have pleasure in making public the following brief account of the origin and aims rf the Mustard Cab. The Mustard Club (1928) has been founded under the Presidency of the Baron de Beef, of Porterhouse College, Cambridge, England, and Skewer Farm. Silversidc, Bay of Plenty. N.Z. It is a Sporting Club, because its members are always there, for the meat. It is a Politicial Club, because its members find that a liberal use of Mustard saves labour in digestion and is conservative of health. It is a Card Club, but members are only allowed to play lor small steaks. The Motto of the Mustard Club is "Mustard Makvth Methuselahs," because Mustard keeps the digestion young. The Password of the Mustard Club ts -Pa?s the Mustard, please!'" Where is the Mustard Club ? There are more than ten million branches of the Mustard Club —in fact, wherever a few people are mustered together at dinner, there you have a meeting of the Mustard Club. Every home where people respect their digestion is a branch of the Mustard Club. All restaurants where good food is enjoyed, are frequented by members of the Mustard Club. Harley Street is a stronghold ot the Mustard Club, because doctors know ihe value- of Mustard in the proper assimilation of food, The Objects of the Mustard Club. To enrol all Grumbler*, Curmudgeons, and such other persons who by omitting the use of Mustard have suffered in their digestions, and to bring such persons to a joyous frame of mind and healthy habit of body by the liberal use of Mustard. To encourage the use of Mustard, not only with Beef and Bacon, but to show how it improves the flavour of Mutton. Fish. Cheese, Macaroni and Pea Soup. / * | j 0 teacn tnc younger generation that the true foundation of MS i\ health and good digestion is the Mustard pot. Rules of the Mustard Club 1. Every member shall on thr proper occasions eat Mustanl to improve his appetite and strengthen his digestion. 2. Everv member when ph\si callv exhausted or threatened with a cold, shall take refuge in ;i Mustard Bath. 3. Everv member shall once at least during every meal make the secret sign of the Mustard Club hv placing the mustard-pot six inches from his neighbours plate, •i. Everv member who asks lot a sandwich and finds that it rontains no Mustard shall publich refuse to eat same. 5. Everv member shall see that the Mustard is freshly made, and no member shall smile at the waitress who forgets to put freshly mixed mustard on the table. 6. Each member shall instruct his children to "keep that schoolboy digestion*' by forming the habit of eating Mustard. Parterliouie College, Cambridge Svg. and Sk«w«r Farm. Silveriid Biv ol PlenlT, N.Z. t£K MISS Dl CESTER (s«r. t Victoria Strael, Wollii HONOR SPAOHKTTI. ptlii Addreaa not ateerti Makarona, N.Z. OFFICERS OF THE MUSTARD CLUB.

Pigeons have been known to attain a .-,peed or over a mile a minute. On one occasion a pigeon accomplished a journey of 477 miles at an average speed of 1531 yds a minute. Mr Thomas H. Solly, for many years a prominent Esses farmer, has, at the age of 63. sold his farm, Mun'don Hall, Maldon, of more than 300 acres, taken Holy Orders, and become a curate at Purleigh. near Chelmsford. Have you anything to sell—Do you ivish to buy? if so, a small advertisement in the classified section of The Press will be all you need. 12 words Is, three insertions 2s 6d. «-€