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DIARY OF A STOMACH.

LVfERESTLXG REVELATIONS. 8 a.m.—Started the day well. Porridge, two pork sausages, and hot buttered toast for breakfast. Heavy load, but will do my best. 10 a.m.—Still working on those sausages. * 10.30 a.m.—Terrible shock! An ice cream, plate of strawberries, and three ham sandwiches dumped on top of those sausages. 11 a.m.—Sent out an 5.0.5.: "Can't stand the strain much longer." Noon.—Sent out another S.O.S. 1 p.m.—Worse and worse! Received plate of x thick soup', big portion of roast duck and stuffing, green peas, new potatoes, and apple pie with cream. And I was dying for a rest! 1.30 p.m.—That's better! Just got a, dose of Anti-Acido. What a relief! Now going full spetd ahead. 2 ,p ni.~Sent up a wirelesss thankin": him for that Anti-Acido. He's in a jolly mood now. and replied: "Don't worry, old sport! There's plenty of Anti-Acido in the shops. Let's enjov life." _5

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Press, Volume LXII, Issue 18635, 9 March 1926, Page 5

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DIARY OF A STOMACH. Press, Volume LXII, Issue 18635, 9 March 1926, Page 5

DIARY OF A STOMACH. Press, Volume LXII, Issue 18635, 9 March 1926, Page 5