" What has thin little water tank to do with the range?" asked Mrs Nuwed aa she and her husband inspected their little house. " That's the damper, my dear," said Nuwed, with the ait of a man who knew he was right. "Which is Which ?—Duffer (who is engaged to one of the Tremlow twins): "You do look alike, and some people can't tell you apart; but I have no difficulty. You have a distingue air that Jessie lacks entirely." The Twin: "Please Jack, lam Jessie." At Melb. election meeting. Coarse voice from rear of hall: "Are you in favour of paying mc that thlrty-flve-and-slx you owe met" Candidate: "I thought it was flfty-three-and-nlne, but the answer is—Yes, out of my first month's Parliamentary screw."
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Press, Volume L, Issue 8583, 9 September 1893, Page 3
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124Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Press, Volume L, Issue 8583, 9 September 1893, Page 3
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