HAVE A LAUGH
COME UP SOMETIME! A woman complained to the ■psycho-analyst, "My family think there is something wrong with me, all because I like pancakes." "Pancakes!" said the puzzled doctor. "There's nothing wrong with that. I like pancakes myself.". "Oh, do you, doctor?" said the woman, delighted. "You must come up some day. I have seven trunks full." QUITE A HELP An old fisherman hailed a passing merchantman. "I've just found a mine in my net," he yelled. "What'll I do with it?" Back came the answer: "Give me a hundred yards' start and you can do what you like with it."
Stray Stock on Ro'ails The Tauranga County Council advises that it proposes to take action against any person who permits his stock to wander or stray upon any road in the council's area.
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXXI, Issue 13056, 26 January 1943, Page 2
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