SPEED
, Qf ; S3 «oiu funniest stories ai,rt ,Ut i es wll ° w ent into J«y found l° rde^d three beers. -' f biggest bad 110 money, so ■ fte to i»o hr> *°* d tbe smallest i. V s^ h ° me f or some. You’ll rtVyTif smalle st turtle. “If other T. my bee r-’' t?r* ol 'il tu, ‘ tles swore, on ; ?n‘t tQ U S h bon ° ur - that the y ; ’V ears th?v ls beer - But after ,; h v e «thei tm.n ggest turtle turned ei . d r h llr tle and said, “Hadn’t f" ■ lUk the little turtle’s l J SS{ *^ n ° se around 6 f>? ttle turtle poked W id - "If von i he end of the? bar l!la monejv- U <io ’ 1 won 't go home
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/BOPT19400912.2.35
Bibliographic details
Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIX, Issue 13138, 12 September 1940, Page 5
Word Count
128SPEED Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIX, Issue 13138, 12 September 1940, Page 5
Using This Item
NZME is the copyright owner for the Bay of Plenty Times. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons New Zealand BY-NC-SA licence . This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of NZME. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.