HAVE A LAUGH
SURPRISE! A concert was being held at the village schoolroom, and it came to Sandy’s turn to give his bagpipes solo. When the applause had died down a,voice from the back shouted, “Give us Annie Laurie, Sandy!” “What!” asked Sandy, surprised and flattered, “Again?” NO HURRY Said Macpherson, entering the nursery garden; “Have ye a nice cucumber?” “Aye, here’s one,” said the gardener. “That will be fivepence.” “Too much. Haven‘t ye one for tuppence?” “Ye can have this one for tuppence.” , “All right, here’s the money. But don’t cut it off; I’ll be calling for it in about a fortnight!”
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVII, Issue 12822, 17 August 1939, Page 2
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103HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVII, Issue 12822, 17 August 1939, Page 2
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