HAVE A LAUGH
BACK SEAT The husband drew up a chair ‘ beside bis wife's machine and remarked: “Don’t you think it’s rmmin» too fast? Look out, you’ll inv (be wrong seam. Slow down and be careful of that needle:" “Why, what's (lie matter with you? I've been running tlu; marbiiie for 10 years." “Ob, I was merely trying (o assist you. dust as yon -try to help me drive the ear.” * * » * ONE NEVER CAN TELL A woman was entering a movie, when an attendant Hop. lied her. “Please excuse me, madam,” he said, “but yen can't lake you dog inside." “How absurd!” protested the woman. “What harm could (he pictures do to a tiny dog like that?"
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXV, Issue 12306, 21 April 1937, Page 2
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117HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXV, Issue 12306, 21 April 1937, Page 2
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