HAVE A LAUGH
PROOF POSITIVE
.Magistrate: Vou are quite sure the defendant was drunk? P.C.; Certain your Worship. He put a penny into the letterbox outside the H<pisc of Commons, and looked up at#Big Ben and said: “Dummy! I’ve put on . - 1 at two stone!” * * « # FIFTY-FIFTV * “Did I ever tell you of my going 50-30 in a cow with Jones?” “Xo, what happened?”' “Well, I was going to milk her one day when 1 met Jones, who said: ‘You can’t milk her, that end’s my half."” “Well did you let him get away with that?” “I should say not! I, stopped feeding my half and Ids half died.”
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIV, Issue 12007, 27 April 1936, Page 2
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