STONED THE GROWS.

Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LX, Issue 10827, 26 March 1932, Page 2

STONED THE GROWS.

THOSE ROCKY DAYS.

(By L. W. Lower in the SydnoySlst

Evidence that our Stone Age» creators really slept in stone beds** obtained by Prof, V. G. Cbilde, ofhUniversity of Ediuhux-gh, at Stoi Brae. Orkney Island. This Is Bolling new to us. We have known for years that w Stone Age ancestors slept in blw beds. As early as 1902 m- had evidcss that after putting the rnastodOßOf Cor the night and sprinkling a 11S6 citronella about the place,to tel the pterodactyls away, our rude tofather crawled into his alone. W pulled a slab of rock over hlraf! 1 ' and snored off. Everything was made of stones those days. Stone telegraph pete stone knives and fork-., hacked or with their crude stone penknives* a burst of energy after a meal * rockraelon. ■ Newest Antiques, ■ Even the stones wore made • stone. Not like the stones on tfa# almost prehistoric minnie I s courses. Then there’s this Dr J. P. VisxJfi of Western Reserve UiiivoraliL * ji has discoveerd that bjrnacles liar*• sense of smell. Wo knew long ago that they oc smell. Haven’t we smelt ’em! - These so-called scientists - so** us. They sit up all night with scopes and test-tubes to do someth? they could just as easily do In o®One of the most important dlKS*' eries was made by an old B en^ e .®f who lay in his bath and shne*« "Eureka! I have found it.’’. been looking for the soap. Problem of Extreme Gravity. Then there was Isaac Newton, became mentally deranged after w ins struck on the head by a ft®* apple, and invented, on the the moment, the Force of Crawwhich is now used to explain thing. . If it were not for gravity, a poB of potatoes would not weigh a pom*; Which reminds us that gravity caries a great deal in a grocer’s shop. j The chap who, in a monlGW fiendish levity. Invented the Tov Dimension has a lot to account > • As for Einstein! He has pf® l definitely that nothing .is, According to the Einstein a man named Fitzgerald w a ® sided figure of a dull green col and his name is Jones This paper you arc now rea»» is just a mass of whirling Try to open it in a crowded tr*and you’ll be convinced! ■. f The thing you’re sitting <»*, is full of atoms, but you scratching yourself. They are harmless. But if they c -i jf broken up an enormous am OtS 1 energy would be released. - You’ve no idea how much you release when you start brea up the atoms in a lounge suite.: a day’s solid work. , The shortest distance straight Hue is its weakest P® but we won’t worry you witß until you’re a bit more advance”-