HAVE A LAUGH.

Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LX, Issue 10826, 24 March 1932, Page 2

HAVE A LAUGH.

The genial and "sporty bank manager who takes up things enthusiastically recently invested in a doublebarrelled, back-actioned, choke-bore typewriter. The "agent” desirous of the opinion of such a prominent customer called with the question: “Hw do you like the new typewriter?”

“It’s great,” was the enthusiatic response: "I wonder how I have ever got along without it.” “Well, would you mind giving me a little testimonial to that effect?”

"Certainly not: only too glad,” was the cheerful reply. So he rolled up his sleeves, and in an incredibly short while pounded out the following "testimonial”:— "Afted Using thee automatig Bakaction a type writ er for three emonths £ and d Over. I unhessittattinggly pronounce it pronounce it to be al ad qven more than the Manuffacturs claim ? for it £ During the timee been in my posesion-e, th rec montz g id has nore th au paid pad for It £ ets in the Saving oF time and labrr” sined, John £ jhones.” "There you are, sir," said the satisfied manager. "Thanks,” replied the agent, dubiousy.