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Bruce Herald, Volume XLVII, Issue 59, 31 July 1911, Page 6

Prison Visitor—"Am I right in presuming that it was your passion for strong drink that brought you here?" Prisoner —"I don't think you can know this place, guv'nor. It's the last place on earth I'd come to if I was looking for anything to drink." Judge—"Were you ever arrested before ?" Burglar Bill—"Say, now, your 'onner, do I look liko an animychowor ?"