FUNNIOSITIES.

Bruce Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 2957, 3 May 1898, Page 3

FUNNIOSITIES.

At a recent meeting of the Liverpool . spiiitualiafs a slender, pale : faced little^-* woman in mourning attended', and con* fidently whispered to the medium. that . ..she would like to. aeo her deoeased husband. She was over-jo.ved to learn"-* that - ■""* William" was oh hand "when; wanted-r---the first time since she had iknown.,lum----T ..... and, whenafe.w nunutes later^ashadoirj ; form appeared iiftlVe cabmet, slle'-Wein-- - i bled With itiingleS'l&firAu^ joy. r-:> : i ■**■* *••* «■* Is that yo«'s-i^ilHa'm,?* > --! i . i eh*a^kj;d.iii , a falteriffgrvoice,^. . * r .... } J^,-; .. •-'yes, my, dear, 'was the" Kollow* re*- ; • sponse. • --■•• •-•■ *■-• ■:..- '-•.'* " TJfat&'Jfc frauds ■„ I don't believe it,'-/ she •83t*claimed.. i ..' 4 , William.-, wopid,have_ fcaid, 'Who the dickens do you think it • -jtv'*-*- ■"**'.Cf.<i '•■ . *■•-■•■ "Tr .-.■.*-".* -;.-.. ...... ~ ■ is/ . ._. , • . " . ; '-■ - 1 - '*-•"■ A certain -farmer, w-hpUby r»p mean***!, ... noted |or r .btis resgtnblance" \o Xppllo,! JiaV a son of seven 'who ' p oka essi^ 1 more wit .than pedigree.- "One •day"a*stranger!-.cam% t . to .thelferm and"j 4 seeing, ,thft l»d,- . .aßkeif: . !*' Sonny, where's your father?" ", ' * "In the pig-pen ? Thabkk P And, -a»7 'the man movedin the direction indicated, the bbjr shouted : ,-v - „ , „, .„ ....... r , - . £ I*ay ! You'll know him 'cafise ,ne s'eotahatonl^ • ' * , ■*-• • — --*-=. J r^;.^ .4i la -if.-..* ,*; • o*l -^ *;.-:■ *:-*■*.

'♦•Drdri'tMiggi^Jor^t bl» lines up, at tthe amateur theatricals last evening ?" "".* i *' No^jihe only got them miied -a little. ■ ;■ IniteabV r bf>Bliying,^T hear'the <ramft - off : apprQ?tchmg;footstßp%';.:heißaid, '.-I heajrv the footsteps "of aj^roaching tramps/ **V ;

In an advertisement Ufti"te ;young gentlemau who left his parents, it was Btated that, " If Master Jacky will return to his disconsolate pannts, he shall bft allowed ta sweeten his own tea." - '