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Bruce Herald, Volume XXII, Issue 2264, 12 May 1891, Page 1

HOTELS, &c. She could swing a six-pound dumb-bell, ; She could- fence, she could box ; She could row upon the river, She' could clamber 'mbng the rocks. She conld:dq£ome heavy bowling, And play tennis all day long ; Bnt she- couldn't 1 help her mother, 'Cause she wasn't very strong. THE above is a s'mple narrative, the truth lot which I can vouch for. The next items are from ,history, which I do not vouoh for : ThatChr'Stopher Columbus discovered "Sew York Tin 1492, and that Qneen Elizabeth was a virgin qneen a-yergin' on seventy ! rammers, or some'eres thereabouts, when ! she died. I have been told she is buried in Westminster Abbey, with four tons of marble on top of her. Rest. in peace, old gall! rest in pieces ! I personally am pursuing still the even tenor of my way at the White Hoes? Hotel,' Milton, where I may be interviewed between 7 a.m. and 11 p.m. Yours fraternally, F. BASTINGS. THE MERCANTILE & BANKRUPTCY GAZETTE OF NEW ZEALAND (With which is incorporated ' The Weekly Advertiser '), : Published every Saturday Mobnihg, Contains : Particulars of Bills of Sale, Stock Mortgages, liens on Wool and on Crops, Bailments, Affidavits of Satisfaction, Bankruptcy Petitions, and Discharges, &c, filed daring each week. Alao carefully-revised Share and Produce Market' Reports ; Latest Legal Decisions ; Original Ariicks, illustrating the working of Coiamercial Law, and other interesting and valuable matter. Absolutely Indispensable to the Safety op axl Traders. Terms : £1 7e 6A (deluding Digest) per "" annum, TRICTLY PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. Fp< Sample Copies obtainable from the Proprietors, R. T. WHEELER & Co., Dunedin. THE NEW ZEALAND PROTECTION OF CREDITORS' SOCIETY is also in connection with the above Gazette, and the Society possesses unrivalled facilities for giving RELIABLE PRIVATE INFORMATION as to the commercial standing of individuals. For Particulars apply Head Office, Dnnedin. ~ M 0 ifk IS , ART PHOTOGRAPHER, 175; George-atree'b, Dunedin. (Late Urm Clifford & Morris). pWERY SITTEE is Photographed by Mr -M i Morris, personally, and the reputation he holds as an artist is a guarantee for the most artistic and best finished Photographs that can possibly be made NOTICE. TO THE PUBLIC OF MILTON AND SURROUNDING DISTRICTS. ANoBEW"~M'LAREN BTTTCHER MAIN SOUTH EOAD, MILTON. Families waited on daily for Orders. Cattle, Horses, &a., bought <md sold. GENEEAL PEESS AGENCY, REPORTERS, NEWSPAPER CORRESPONDENTS & ADVERTISING AGENTS, EtjsseiiL-steeet, Melbotjene, TTNDERTAKE Special Reportß of Ptflblio \J 'Meetinge, Newspaper Correspondence, and Newspaper Advertising throughout tha Australian Colonies and New Zealand. Commnnications to be addressed to . THE MANAGER. N.B. — Files of Provincial Newspapers are kept for the convenience of the Agency's olients. NOW EEADX. STONES' ATAGO AND SOUTHLAND COMMEECIAL, MUNICIPAL, & GENERAL DIRECTORY, •/ :■■"'■ h;l ' ':'i H^ and\ ; NEW ZEALAND ANNUAL FOR 1891. EIGHTH YEAR OP PUBLICATION. I<^-"»adition to Jhe_ nsnal comprehensive information, the new issue contains the nameß of all the newly-elected M.H.Rs., he corrected Customs Tariff, with all decisions, &c, to date of going to press, and,~nameroas other alterations, additions, and improvements, : :-...t PRICE ... 1 12 a6l jSTp^| v §ON, AND CO. ,-,y^.j' r 'PUBLISHERS, i?BAWOfcD BTBEfcT,- DTJNEDIK.