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" Really, tny dear," said poor Mr Jones to his better half, '• you havo sadly dissappointed me. I once considered you a jewel ofa woman, bufc you have turned out only a bit of matrimonial paste." "Then my dear," was the reply, " consol yourself v/ith fche idea that paste is very adhesive and will stick to you as long as you live,"

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Bruce Herald, Volume XIII, Issue 1209, 4 June 1880, Page 5

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Untitled Bruce Herald, Volume XIII, Issue 1209, 4 June 1880, Page 5

Untitled Bruce Herald, Volume XIII, Issue 1209, 4 June 1880, Page 5