WIT AND HUMOUR.

Bush Advocate, Volume XXI, Issue 146, 19 December 1908, Page 6

WIT AND HUMOUR.

"I wouldn't cry like that if I were you," said a lady to little Alice. "Wellj" said Alice, between her sobs, "you can cry any way you like, but this is my way." • . Wife: ' "John,, there must bo a lot of iron in your system." Husband : "Why do you think so?" Wife: "Becatise you invariably lose your temper "when you get hot." . Jones: "Why is it that it is usually unmarried women who write articles on 'How to Manage a Husband?' "". Brown: "Oh, you don't suppose a maTried woman is going to give her. little plan away, do you?"